Read the Onion Dome

The new Onion Dome is posted. We've got a new writer this week, Alexander Lebedeff, Our Man in Moscow, who has discovered a new twist on adolescent rebellion.

In the meantime, our Intrepid Editor reprises a piece about way cool bumper stickers, Marie Moffitt gives a Murphy award for a memorable houseblessing, and I've discovered the Ecumenical Patriarch's secret plans to move out of Istanbul, uh, Constantinople.