Monday, February 21, 2005

You've been waiting more than a century for this

(creep-out alert)

At last! On display in St. Petersburg, Russia, the organ that influenced Russian politics for the entire 20th Century.

Longer-lasting than the Soviet Union, harder than the "Man of Steel," holding up longer even than Lenin's body, this will give spam a whole new realm of promises for the future of man.

Freudian analysis will get a muscular boost as psychologists discuss why Russians have envied America's possession of Napoleon's. The missile defense program may need to be revamped, if it turns out that this is indeed larger.

Seriously though, if you're weak of stomach or delicate of sensibilities, don't even go there. If it weren't so funny, I'd wish I hadn't.

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