Thursday, November 11, 2004

The bitter truth about the Mordor War

Aragorn was selected, not elected. No blood for oil. Can you prove a connection between Saruman and Sauron? How do you know the orcs are bad, that it's not just a misunderstanding? How would you like your son to be the last man to die for a mistake? Where was Aragorn during the Battle of Helm's Deep? Why doesn't Aragorn's son get drafted along with the simple peasants and shit-scoopers? Who's listening to that fundamentalist wizard Gandalf the Gray?

Fellowship 9/11 rips the lid off the war for Middle Earth domination. See it now, and your view of the attack on the Sauron regime will change.

h/t: Neb

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