Thanks for clarifying that

New to my blogroll is Grace at Orthodox & Heterodox. In a brilliant post titled "Red state, blue state, me state, you state," she offers a contract from the blue staters expressing what they expect from red staters:

We, the bold, free-spirited peoples of the Diverse Lands of Blue America, hereby contract with you, the safe, ordinary drabs of the Nearly-contiguous Lands of Red America to exist peaceably and amicably in the manner to which we've become accustomed.

Read the whole thing. It's as funny as it is inspired.
h/t: The Coughing Centurion.